My friend asked me yesterday, and this is going to give you some idea of the deep,philosophical discussions we have, if I had to choose what would I be, A vampire or a werewolf. I’ve given it some thought and decided on werewolf and here are the reasons why. On the plus side, they both go around biting people and there are a few I wouldn’t mind taking a bite out of. The female vampire wears a light, flowing shift, great for the summer months and the werewolf is naked under the fur, both a big plus. However, I think the vampire loses out, as I think they would constantly smell of wet dog, you know, from lying round in the damp earth. You could be out and about and thinking, what is that smell, oh god, it’s me.
Now on the matter of the werewolf. I know all that shape shifting would play havoc with the skin and I bet you’d be stiff come morning, but its really only part time. For most of the month things would go on as normal. It would only be for about three night, when the moon was full, that you would have to change. Women would find this ideal, anyone who had ever suffered from PMS would find it a doddle, as lets face it, we’re not quite human during this time anyway. So that’s it and when you think about it, it’s an easy choice. As a vampire you’d have to get used to people following you with stakes, splashing you with holy water and lobbing huge chunks of garlic you way. What do you think?
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